Lebaran

  Di kios kopi aya sababaraha urang nu keur ngarobrol.

Bapa-bapa      : “sok rudet ari nyanghareupan lebaran teh uing mah”

Bujang            : “na kunaon kitu Pa?”

Bapa-bapa      : “he’eh sok rudet, barudak jeung pamajikan teh sok hayang sagala anyar. Baju hayang anyar, sapatu anyar, sajabana we lah. Ari teu dicumponan sok maranyun. Naa ari urang nya hayang pamajikan anyar ge meni kukulutus bari popolotot ‘najiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss teuuiiing’ cenah , bari sagala ditajong deuih. Subhanallaah, bari urang mah mentana ge teu sataun sakali acan. Ampuuuuunnn !!”

Hahahaaaaa... 

(Landong Bete kedua yang tidak sempat dikirim ke majalah sekolah. Cerita ini saya dapat dari sms yang datang ke hp ibu saya, dengan perubahan seperlunya)

Piring Hajatan

                Komeng jeung Ningsih keur ngobrol

Ningsih           : “Meng, kunaon cing ari di hajatan atawa di parasmanan piringna teh sok lebar bari jeung bareurat?”

Komeng          : “He’eh nya bener sok bareurat piring di hajatan mah”

Ningsih           : “Nyaho teu kunaon??”

Komeng          : ”Kunaon emang?”

Ningsih           : “Sabab meh mawa sanguna saeutik, piringna ge geus beurat komo mun disanguan bari jeung sanguna loba. Satengah kilo leuwih aya meureun. Hahahahahaaaa ..”

Komeng          : “Hhahahaaa... Gelo si Ningsih mah ah !!”

(Landong Bete yang tidak sempat saya kirim ke majalah sekolah. heheh xD)

The Day You Went Away

"The Day You Went Away"
by M2M

Well I wonder could it be
When I was dreaming 'bout you baby
You were dreaming of me
Call me crazy, call me blind
To still be suffering is stupid after all of this time

Did I lose my love to someone better
And does she love you like I do
I do, you know I really really do

Well hey
So much I need to say
Been lonely since the day
The day you went away
So sad but true
For me there's only you
Been crying since the day
The day you went away

I remember date and time
September twenty second
Sunday twenty five after nine
In the doorway with your case
No longer shouting at each other
There were tears on our faces

And we were letting go of something special
Something we'll never have again
I know, I guess I really really know

The day you went away
The day you went away

Why do we never know what we've got 'til it's gone
How could I carry on
The day you went away
Cause I've been missing you so much I have to say
Been crying since the day
The day you went away

The day you went away
The day you went away